For when they said “I hope you find closure,” like it was waiting at the end of some neat little arc. It wasn’t. You checked.
The Closure Isn’t Real Hoodie is made for spirals, stalking old texts, and pretending you're fine in public. Oversized, soft, and devastatingly honest — just like your Notes app.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
Disclaimer: The brushed interior of this hoodie tends to shed. To reduce visible traces of lint on clothes, avoid wearing dark colors under light-colored clothes and vice versa.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
